Jokes and Riddles

JOKES and RIDDLES WITH PADGUINDUDE7

A man walks into a bar and what does he say?.........owww

If you're american when you go into the bathroom and you're american when you come out of the bathroom what are you in the bathroom?..........European (your a peein)

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada where do they bury all the survivors?.......No where, they are survivors.

If you have 3 apples and you take 2 how many do you have?..........2

If you're trapped in a room with only a table and a mirror and the room doesnt have any doors, windows or anything but those 2 things how do you get out?...........You look in the mirror you see what you saw you take the saw cut the table in half 2 halfs make 1 whole and you climb out the hole.

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